James: In all honesty, I still have a hard time classifying him as a hero. I mean, look at me. I throw Spam and blow bubbles as my special attacks. Bob uses a mallet. What’s so heroic about using a mallet? Try fending off evil with a can of Spam. You’ll see the difference in no time flat.

Bob: I was a full-blown rock star. I no longer drove my own hamster wheel. I paid a chauffeur to do it for me. And the lady hamsters? Let’s just say if it weren’t for my immortality, I’d have a really big litter to eat.